I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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