So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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