that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
