i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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