stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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