My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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