glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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