He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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