Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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