My brain says no but my pants say off.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
wow bdsm is so cute
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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