oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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