u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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