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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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