Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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