i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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