Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
they're like a gay fantastic four
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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