"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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