Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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