Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
