oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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