I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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