I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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