Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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