Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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