The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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