I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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