do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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