I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize
