We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
