I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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