scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
