After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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