You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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