i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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