All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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