This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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