i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
ugly people sure do ruin things
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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