whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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