So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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