We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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