I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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