Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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