Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i came on her dog
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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