How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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