Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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