Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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