Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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