i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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