just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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