Your tits are I can't wait for
What a fucking waste of an outfit
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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