I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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