I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
These tits shall not be calmed
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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