Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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