Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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