Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
